Instead, I will be a GRAMMAR DALEK!
probably definitely the best thing that I've seen today. I'm a big fan of the HijiNKS ENSUE webcomic, and as per Joel's request, I'm 100% in favor of using "Grammar Dalek" on the regular. Really, I'm surprised that I hadn't already started doing it, just on the virtue of being a big Doctor Who fan.
Similarly, when I logged in to Klout today, I got told that I was influential in Tardis. At the very least, I'm going to say this: SUCCESS!